Needle Dick - a brainless moron John Doe I met in my coach.
Yes, my COACH.
..not about this coach. (whoa..one of the women's sexy g spots. :) )
but this coach!
Meet our pink KTM ladies' coach!!! This is what I'm going to rambling about actually. Frankly speaking, I don't really use public transports to take my butt here and there. Bukan sombong or whatever negative points you might split out and I made no bones about it. Cuma rasa macam takut je naik benda-benda ni. BOO! But i did hop in if necessary okay.. Takdelah kuno sangat sampai tak pernah naik langsung,kan? Tapi tak pernah naik all by myself. Mesti naik dengan girlfriends.
Ok, to make this post short (kalau tulis panjang-panjang, nanti menampakkan kelemahan diri sendiri in writing dan indirectly akan memboringkan korang semua) me and my dear hearts were invited as special guests (bahaha) to a wedding ceremony in Kajang. As for my record, I chose to use our lovely KTM to get there right in time (oh,tipulah. KTM mana ada yang punctual).
'Ting tong...' ( a stupid sound I've ever invented, indicating the arrival of our tara train.) So my girlfriends and I decided to utilise the new pink coach provided by the KTM for ladies while our gentlemen had to run just to get in the unisex coach. I was all excited getting my all in it for my very first time and thank God, tak ramai orang. hihi. As expected, I saw loads of boobs whenever I rolled my eyes around. They came in various sizes (XS-XXXL) and shapes (pear, watermelon, and even papaya). Sweet! But..to my disbelief, there were still some random dick swingers in that coach too. They looked real innocent like every thing was ok. Ey, tak faham bahasa ke? Kan terang-terang dah tulis 'Ladies only at all times' dekat sticker tu. At that time, I wasn't really sure whether they have the big willie and twins or they just don't. Even if they own that thing, it must be as tiny as a needle but not that sharp. I'm sorry but you guys really made me blew a fuse that hour.
The best part was, si awek yang tarik si pakwe masuk dalam koc wanita tu. pfft.. There were 2 pairs of retarded love birds sat right in front of me. E! Sangat memualkan, korang tau tak? My dear better half ok je duduk dalam coach yang campur-campur tu. Lelaki,perempuan,pondan - semua boleh naik. Relax je dengan his peeps..takde nak sibuk-sibuk ikut kitorang yang perempuan ni dalam ladies' coach. Didn't they feel insecure by letting their boyfriends' dicks hang and swing in the ladies' coach? If I were that particular boobs' keeper, I'll never ask my better half to join me gluing our ass on the ladies' coach seats. Sebab takut dia usha baek punya other chica's. hehe. Ok, no joke.
To all the Needle Dicks out there, be a real gentleman. Read the sign and you'll be loved. Do you guys get the big picture? I'm sure you do now.
Muahx!
